I was turned on to Roadside America recently and devised a series of rides throughout the state. One of which was to cover downtown Raleigh and the outskirts of the city. All in all it was supposed to cover about 50 miles although with a couple of wrong turns and the return trip home we wound up packing on 94 miles.
Knowing we were going to be contending with excessive heat today and later “isolated storms” that sometimes kick up something fierce
we opted to head out first thing in the morning. We prepared everything the night before so we could literally roll out of bed and go. By 8AM we were on the road to the first attraction.
Moore Square Park – Giant Acorn:
Raleigh is considered the “City of Oaks” so to honor that the city placed this huge acorn in the park that can be seen right off the road as you pull up.

As it was still very early only a few folks were out and about so we had ample parking and were able to park right in front of the acorn.

Each year for New Years Eve the city uses this giant symbol and drop it from a large crane ala the ball-drop in NYC.
We were also graced with the presence of a squawking hawk right above us in the trees. I was giddy like a kid on Christmas to watch this beautiful creature and saw two additional ones (one in the open construction of a building the other flying across the street) as we left to head to our next stop on the tour.
The Alice Aycock Poe Center for Health Education is home to the Transparent Woman and several other wonders. Unfortunately, given it was a Sunday and a holiday weekend the place was closed. We didn’t find out until after we got home, actually, that the place requires advanced reservations in order to get in.
We did manage to take a quick shot of the massive head that can be seen from the front door.
Next up was Gotno Farm:
According to Roadside America: “
When George Morris retired from the plaster business in 1967, he took up farming. That didn’t work out, and he soon developed the urge to build things out of concrete. (Sound familiar?) He eventually surrounded his house with hundreds of giant mushrooms, animals, planters, and other free-form sculptures. He also built a picnic area next to a lake on his property and dubbed the results Gotno Farm. For a time, Morris’s house became the center of the community, hosting picnics, Sunday school classes, and other family outings.
Some of the pieces, including the “Gotno Farm” sign out front, some mushrooms, and a 12-foot tall dog, have survived. Most have disappeared or been moved over the years. The sign and some of the other remaining pieces are visible from the road. I do NOT recommend trespassing to see the others — the home is now rental property, and there are lots of “Keep Out” and “No Trespassing” signs.”
We, too, got stopped at the driveway but since the house is right on the main road and I was on the bike I was able to pull up onto the sidewalk to take a couple of quick snaps without interfering with traffic.
You could see that there were definitely a bunch more things hidden in the bushes and trees but I wasn’t in the mood to piss off the residents. If someone was outside I would have asked permission to visit. Barring that we did manage to get a couple of shots.
As we headed to the next location we decided we were going to need some sustenance and water. We detoured briefly at the CVS on the corner to pick up some water and… the breakfast of champions… candybars. We quickly ate the chocolate to keep it from melting on the bike. A short jaunt up the road and we hit our next attraction.
Muffler Man
A large mountain man looking fiberglass statue is tucked away along an industrial park area. Unfortunately, take the side road down doesn’t grant a good view of the man. I’m told it’s best seen while traveling on I-540.

After trying a few different angles and different roads we opted to keep on going. We hopped onto the parkway for several miles. After SEVERAL u-turns up and down Glenwood Ave. we finally figured out our next destination was deep inside a parking lot of the Angus Barn.
Self-Kicking Machine:
After finally discovering the hand-cranked machine int he back of the restaurant’s parking lot we got a “big kick” out of the sign.
The sign reads” This machine is a reproduction of the original Tom Haywood Self-Kicking Machine which was located at Croatan, NC (10 Miles East of New Bern). The original machine delighted thousands of people for more than 50 years until it was recently dismantled and retired. Have you ever said I want to kick myself? Here’s your chance.”

It further goes on to some rules: 1. Use machine at own risk. 2. Children under 12 must be supervised by an adult. 3. One person at a time please. 4. Do not stand facing boots. 5. The Angus Barn will nto be responsible for anyone who does not like the way they were kicked.
We were further amused by the “real farmville”

sense we got by all the very aged antiqued farm equipment that lines the way in and out.
After some slap-stick fun we opted for a little culture. We were off to the NC Museum of Art.
Vollis Whiriligig
It seems like a great place to just explore on a good day but we were on a mission. We parked and took a short (albeit hot -) walk down the path. Along the way there are smattering of flowers and plenty of people utilizing the space for jogging, riding, or just taking the tots for a stroll.
We were determined to find the Vollis Whirligig. There are actually several of these throughout the city of Raleigh but due to some vandals and thefts the safest one is now located on the Museum’s property. The walk was pleasant and not overly far but I would recommend cold water with you if you’re there on a hot day.

It was easy to spot as it stood alone proud and tall in the middle of an open field. It’s made up of old and used parts from all kinds of things like cans to roadsigns. There it stood, in all it’s glory,

lazily twirling and whirling in the gentle (almost non-existent) breeze.
Within immediate sight distance were two other very cool pieces that we opted to explore. One is called “Collapse I” and is made of concrete and steel to resemble the bottom half of the human form.
By

itself it is impressive
but it was also too good to pass up having a little fun with as well

.
There was another one
of these by the same artist called “Untitled” but it was further down the trail and into the woods so we didn’t get to actually see it.
However, the other “piece(s)” is called Gyre

and I’m not really sure what exactly it’s supposed to be or represent but all I could think of was the
rings of Stargate. For those who have visited before the “Newspaper stack” appears to have returned. Apparently this is a dis/reappearing feature. Seeing as it’s made completely of real newspapers one can understand it’s periodic need for removal for safety reasons. Further, I completely forgot that the Cloud Chamber was also at this location. One person at roadside america described what you do in it: “.,.sit inside for about 15 minutes, and on a cloudy day when it looks pitch black when you first get inside. After about 5 minutes your eyes adjust and you can start to see light. After about 10-15 minutes you can see the clouds and the details of the trees outside plastered on the walls inside the chamber, through a small pinhole in the roof. At this point there’s enough light in the chamber to see the other benches. It’s a great mind-bending experience if you give it enough time and you go on the right day.”
After sweating like fiends we decided a leisurely stroll in the park would be good. Off to Pullen Park
Andy & Opie Statues
We initially landed on the wrong side of the park and talked to some park-goers for directions. The one young lady was very excited, asking if we were on a “treasure hunt.” I said yeah, it’s like a scavenger hunt of Raleigh. She was most delighted. With her guidance to check further down (and a little ipad help) we discovered how to get to the OTHER side of the park.

Unfortunately for us, fortunately for the park’s future, the entire section where the statues were held is under massive renovations. I did have hope, though, and decided to explore further in to see if they left the statues in place. Alas, they did not. This is one I’d definitely like to return to once they’re done as it looks like they’ve rebuilding a whole new carousel and a small train that will travel in one large loop. There also appeared to be a beautiful bridge going over some water (small pond, perhaps?).
After this we were headed back into downtown Raleigh, finally making a full circle. Just a few more stops before heading home, and not a moment too soon. It’s now getting extremely hot and we’ve begun to use our water for dousing ourselves rather than drinking.
The Creamery
This is located on the corner of Tucker and Glenwood. Although we didn’t explore the building itself (although it might have been a good idea for a place to cool down) we did get a kick out of looking up.

I’m sure we got a few odd stares as we began looking up and snapping pictures. However, on the roof of the multi-story building is a super-sized blue dish, blue cup, and spoon. We got a few other shots that are a bit more clear of the cup itself but I picked this shot to include the building and the name.
After a couple of snaps we headed to the last stop on our list. Along the way we had to stop for gas, although while I had about 30-50 more miles left to my tank $3.32/gal was way too good to pass up. It also gave us a moment to get a large ice cold bottle of water and be in the shade for a few minutes for us and the bike to cool off for a moment.
The last stop on our tour was a bit more historical, more educational, and surprisingly a lot of fun. We rode into the heart of Raleigh.
First Rebel Soldier To Fall
There appears to be TWO statues to memorialize the first soldier to fall during the civil war. However, it was later discovered that this young man from Edgecombe County, NC who was shot in the head in 1861 was, in fact, not the first to fall.

However, Henry Lawson Wyatt (the soldier) had staunch historical supporters and the statue was erected on the grounds of the state capitol building.
Throughout the grounds, making a loop around the state building, there are several cannons and one mammoth gun of some kind.

It was difficult to behave.
(The future citizen

of today meets the weapons of yesterday in an accidental tribute to Dr. Strangelove.)

We got to see some replications of our presidents and exalted educators and those within

the

NC government who made an impact.
Across the street

is the beautifully crafted Law & Justice building. Facing this building, on the capitol grounds, is a war monument/memorial. It’s dedicated to those in the Navy, Marines, Army, Air Force, and Coast Guard. On each side of the memorial

are intricate bronze engravings for WWI, WWII, and the Korean War, each plaque listing the major conflicts within each of those wars.
As a further tribute to those who fight for our country there is an alarmingly realistic statue of two soldiers carrying another wounded soldier.
It was truly eerie to even just look into the face on the soldier up front but the eyes are what draw you in and makes it seem nearly life-like. It was truly a poignant monument that should be visited by any who happen into Raleigh.
It was a wonderful end to a full morning of riding. There were two items that we were unable to locate, the one being the statues at Pullen Park. The other was a large Smokey the Bear located somewhere near the State Fair grounds. We were unable to pin-point the exact address although we’re suspecting it’s somewhere on the grounds of the Vet College or immediately near it.
Next week we’ll be exploring even more of the state and even more oddities. Stay tuned…
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